The REAL Nascar on Ice. Really.
Okay faithful blogscribers...first, let me apologize for the HUGE gap between this post and the previous ones. As it turns out, when my wife is in town, I am nearly 100% content with the world and, as well all know, this state of happiness ruins all attempts at maintaining any kind of creative rhythm. weird.
anyhow, here am I at work. It still sucks. No real surprise there.
I got a new phone and it rules the earth...It takes pictures (with a flash no less), records video, has a qwerty keyboard for speed and ease of text messaging and emails, plays rad games like the Doom RPG (sweet!!), and some other stuff. Oh, and it also makes and receives phone calls. This is probably the least used function of said phone. Seriously.
Last night I was enjoying a beverage at the Clever Dunnes when Joe, a friend that I forged a relationship with based largely on our common love for smart-ass answers to myspace surveys, heard me refer to hockey as "Nascar on ice". He immediately began to excitedly explain that hockey was, in fact, Not Nascar on Ice but, rather, some new Olypic sport called "Skeleton", which is some kind of crazed mix between "suicide by bobsled" and the Luge upside-down and backwards, was the true holder of the aforementioned title. This would have been noteworthy in and of itself. The weird part was that, during Joe's animated description of the sport, no less than three complete freakin' strangers wandered into our conversation and excitedly exclaimed "Are you Dudes talkin' 'bout skeleton?? Shit Yeah!!"
Apparently I am the only person on earth that has never heard of this sport. Anyhow, the long and short of it is I agree to print a retraction of my previous "Nascar on Ice" statement on this blog post. So here it is:
"Skeleton" is the One, TRUE Nascar on Ice forever and ever Amen.
Also, Today I have randomly had Foreigner's "Jukebox Hero" stuck in my head all day and I think my co-workers have gotten a little tired of my constant falsetto belting of "It's just ooooone guitaaaaaar!!!. I don't care. I AM a jukebox hero.
and they can shut it.
Later.
anyhow, here am I at work. It still sucks. No real surprise there.
I got a new phone and it rules the earth...It takes pictures (with a flash no less), records video, has a qwerty keyboard for speed and ease of text messaging and emails, plays rad games like the Doom RPG (sweet!!), and some other stuff. Oh, and it also makes and receives phone calls. This is probably the least used function of said phone. Seriously. Last night I was enjoying a beverage at the Clever Dunnes when Joe, a friend that I forged a relationship with based largely on our common love for smart-ass answers to myspace surveys, heard me refer to hockey as "Nascar on ice". He immediately began to excitedly explain that hockey was, in fact, Not Nascar on Ice but, rather, some new Olypic sport called "Skeleton", which is some kind of crazed mix between "suicide by bobsled" and the Luge upside-down and backwards, was the true holder of the aforementioned title. This would have been noteworthy in and of itself. The weird part was that, during Joe's animated description of the sport, no less than three complete freakin' strangers wandered into our conversation and excitedly exclaimed "Are you Dudes talkin' 'bout skeleton?? Shit Yeah!!"Apparently I am the only person on earth that has never heard of this sport. Anyhow, the long and short of it is I agree to print a retraction of my previous "Nascar on Ice" statement on this blog post. So here it is:
"Skeleton" is the One, TRUE Nascar on Ice forever and ever Amen.
Also, Today I have randomly had Foreigner's "Jukebox Hero" stuck in my head all day and I think my co-workers have gotten a little tired of my constant falsetto belting of "It's just ooooone guitaaaaaar!!!. I don't care. I AM a jukebox hero.
and they can shut it.
Later.
posted by Jerry Kansky at
5:41 PM
1 Comments:
SEXSMIITHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
I still would ahve to disagree with you. The skeleton is quite ridiculous...
but beer...heckling..and everett...seem to say nascar on ice to me a bit more.
i mean people from everett dont have the money to buy a ticket to the olympics do they...or the heat to be in the cold right...
well let me answer that...no
probably not
So therefore in my oppinion...
creepy guy on the zamboni, fat heckling men, puking drunkards, overweight hockey wearing single mothers, flying pucks at golfs, and fistfights in the audience say nascar on ice more. Oh and that whole actual hockey thing there that involves the ice.
Josh
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